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The Client From Hell

It is a byword around the shop that our clients tend to be wonderfully self-selecting; if they were the kind of jerks that we would rather not deal with, they probably wouldn't be into cruising under sail to begin with. Year after year we see the truth of this, in the form of a succession of sailors who are perceptive, resourceful, generous, sensible, and infectiously enthusiastic, to name just a few of their virtues. Plus they pay their bills on time, and have even been known to complain that the bill wasn't high enough.

If you think I'm exaggerating, bear in mind that it takes a rare kind of individual even to consider the cruising life. We are talking about people who convert a large amount of money -- often every available bit of money -- into a small, seldom-upright parody of a living space, and then pilot that wobbly space into harm's way, in circumstances where the chance of trouble of one sort or another is high, and where the chance of aid varies from slim to unlikely. In addition, a cruising boat takes its occupants, by its nature, into alien lands, among alien peoples, just for the sake of doing so. Again, it's a rare type of person who finds all of this attractive, and in almost every case, it is a type who is wonderful to be around.

Every once in a while, however, one encounters a cruiser who obviously got lost en route to a Bayliner, who possesses all the charm and social grace of a flatulent badger, who is by turns insulting, distrustful, querulous, parsimonious, and ambivalent. This is the kind of person who interprets my every suggestion as a thinly-disguised attempt to add to the cost of the project, who dismisses my hard-won experience as so much empty opinion, and who regards their own completely baseless opinions as the height of wisdom. In short, these infuriating individuals cause me to re-examine my precious-but-often-deluded beliefs, refuse to accept unquestioningly that I am an infallible source of wisdom, and generally insist on having me pay serious attention to the ideals and standards that are at the heart of this business.

Of course, it is wonderful when people that I respect in turn respect me, and who confirm, both in the yard and in subsequent correspondence from far-off places, that our ingenious and elegant work actually did what we said it would: make cruising under sail easier, more efficient, safer, and more comfortable. On the other hand, there is a limited range of hat sizes available in this world, and one of the consequences of having a swelled head is that it tends to squeeze one's eyes shut. Fortunately, what some customers lack in a capacity for flattery, they seem to make up for in clarity of observation. These are the people who can literally open our eyes to errors, to less-than-ideal solutions, to missed opportunities.

Of course, it is possible to be nice, as well as usefully critical, but my experience is that nice tends to win, so we get a lot fewer corrections from nice people. We can easily miss the details they don't notice, or don't bring up.

How, then can we motivate ourselves to keep our standards up, to seek continually to achieve the Perfect Gang? If I said it was a matter of pride and ethics, with a generous helping of spiritual aspiration, I'd be telling the truth, but only part of it, because virtue only enables one to seek knowledge, and to act on what one knows; it cannot guarantee full or accurate perception. That's why it can be mighty handy to have someone around who is skeptical, or even just plain rude. Not attractive characteristics, to be sure, but there is an old saying that goes, "Pay attention to people who don't like you, for they will tell you your faults".

An example: We did a furler, mainsheet, and a few other upgrades for a visiting cruiser. We installed the brand of furler he insisted on having, even though it was a brand that we strongly advised against. He was similarly dismissive of several other of our suggestions. This behavior annoyed us no end, but that was nothing compared to how we felt when he informed us that we were responsible for his having to recut his Genoa, after the new furler was installed. Turns out that the brand he had chosen features a very high standard drum height, much higher than that of his old furler, so that the sail was now way too long on the luff. It is relatively easy to modify this drum height —all it takes is a few minutes with a hacksaw and a drill press — but we hadn't informed him of the height change.

On the one hand, he was the know-it-all who had insisted on the superiority of his chosen brand; we just installed the thing. On the other hand, installation of anything in a cruising rig must always be more than a matter of cutting, drilling, and tapping. There is always a design component, and there are always hardware quirks and requirements to be met, if one wants to avoid ending up hip deep in a can of variables. We knew about the drum height, we were just too miffed to stop and think about it. Granted, the guy had an attitude problem, but it was our attitude problem that put the drum too high.

One more example: I am in the habit of thinking out loud around clients. It is a conscious thing, done with the intent of including them in the process of selecting and installing the things that will make their rigs work. I want them to know why we're doing what we're doing. If they seem particularly receptive, I'll go on in detail, describing options and variants of options, working with them towards an ideal. Or that's the intent; sometimes I just think out loud. The latter is probably what was going on the recently when I brought up the subject of a client's bobstay. This is a man whom one would not ordinarily describe as cheerful. Far from it. From the very beginning, when I was even slower than usual at getting an inspection done, our relationship has bordered on the adversarial. Maybe it's just that peppy and dour don't mesh real well, but it isn't just my perception; no one in the shop wanted to work with him either, and a couple of times we seriously considered suggesting that he take his job down the road.

Anyway, back to the bobstay. Originally, I'd suggested reinforcing the cranse iron and stem fitting for this highly-loaded stay, but the more I looked at it, the less vital the reinforcement seemed. The sprit was very short, very stout, and very well-secured to the boat. In addition, there was a Solent Stay throughbolted to the stem that was going to take the storm stays'l loads, and the relative angle of jibstay and bobstay was unusually favorable. So I mentioned to the client that maybe the reinforcing wasn't so vital after all, then moved on to other topics. The next day the client gave me a firm lecture, saying that he feared that, as the job rushed to completion that I was trying to cut corners in order to finish on time. I said nothing, but thought, "Oh, boy, Lone Ranger shot with silver bullet". And got started on the reinforcements. Yes, the client saw my words in the worst possible light, but he wasn't the one babbling on with every thought that came into his head.

Well, we finally restepped that man's mast. It had been a big, thorough job, involving just about everything that could be done, including the masthead, mast step, halyards, reefs, vang, mainsheet, all kinds of deck gear, etc. Everything went beautifully, with every member of our team working at full efficiency, swarming all over the boat leading lines, attaching terminals, hanging the foil and boom — it was a joy. At one point, when I was on shore to set the rake of the mast, I happened to strike up a conversation with the owner. It was the first real conversation we had ever had, and in it he revealed, in a few halting words, a deep appreciation for history, spoke of considerable experience in commercial vessels, and shared a few thoughts on the nature of cruising. It was all very self-effacing, even shy, and I realized that, no matter his faults, I had severely misunderstood this man, and had thereby missed out on some great conversations, as well as very likely making the job more difficult than it needed to be. We stood there together in a light drizzle, watching the rig come together, relaxing for a blessed moment.

Some time ago now, our dear friend Mary Tietjen, a woman with vast skill and experience at running organizations, did us the incomparable favor of running a series of strategic planning sessions for our business. The whole crew participated, and one of the topics we brought up was "The Client from Hell". We described some of these people, and asked what, oh what we could do to. Mary took a long, slow look at each one of us, then replied in her laconic drawl, "There's things you can do to make things better. But there will always be a client from hell".

At the time, I found the news a bit depressing. Now it seems like a good thing.

   Fair leads,

      Brion Toss


July 1998 Introduction to Fair Leads
August 1998 "this-has-been-bugging-me-for-twenty-years-and-some-
amateur-figured-it-out-without-apparent-effort
September 1998 Exotic Extraction
October 1998 Big Holes, Little Pins
November 1998 To Engineer Is Human
December 1998 Practical Ideas from the Seven Seas Cruising Association Convention
January 1999 Exotic Ropes
February 1999 How Often Should I Replace My Standing Rigging?
March 1999 Things That Can Go Wrong, Part 1
April 1999 Why Double Backstays Are Evil
May 1999 Riggerous Fitness
June 1999 Maintenance Notes, Mast and Standing Rigging
July 1999 Surveyors Don't Know Jack About Rigging
August 1999 Things That Can Go Wrong, Part 2
September 1999 Measuring The Gang
October 1999 Sad News From Aloft
January/February 2000Reputation
July 2000 The Metric System: Pidgin Measurement
December 2000 Questions for Brion Toss
March 2001 Rig Survey: A Systems Approach
July 2001 Rig Survey: A Systems Approach
Fall 2001 Pieces of String to Short to Save

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